>the GRAMMAR quiz results

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well, puff just took a grammar (shut up…) test… and found out…to her dismay…
she sucks at grammar.
THREE out of TEN correct!!!
after a little boo hoo
and two shots of milk…she said ‘fuck it,
im going to get my claws done,
and then help you knit a fuzzy seafoam afghan.’
i said ‘right on puff!… lets take it to the max!’
(i am only slightly worried that her novel will suffer.
she is still so very clever)
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my mouse pooped on my favourite silk pillow.
im not upset.
poop is natural.
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other night-time thoughts:
i am thinking about sharks.
sharks sandy fins..
jaggedy teeth and doughy smiles.
all of their biting …
and appearing out of nowhere
how they swim in circles
nose you a bit
and take a bite.
and their big black hollow gunshot eyes roll back
they are definitely in my closet.

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5 Responses to >the GRAMMAR quiz results

  1. Lauren says:

    >ha–poop is natural. but not really on silk pillows :PYour seafoam afghan is luxorious–looks like it is so soft!

  2. Anonymous says:

    >Your site is really interesting but its sooooo difficult to read! All the owls make it very hard to see your postings!

  3. *tiny owl* says:

    >hi lauren honeyyes it is unnatural on a pillow sad~!heart heartim so sorry about that anony i think you should be seeing a pink back page behind….to highlight the text… try to *refresh* the page? and see if its any better…you should knowim an html shit for brains. i see pink background…maybe its my glasses?hmmmm

  4. Anonymous says:

    >Darling? Isn’t it “grammar”? I love you!!!!

  5. *tiny owl* says:

    >HA HA ha you fell for that one.hee um.oh. yes. well i didnt really write thatpuff did.she sucks at spelling tooyou little smart ass i know jUST who you are and im going to put pickles in your pillowcase (oh my god i have to let puff stoptyping. she is out of control)hee grrrrrr.tiny OWL

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